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Office Woes
"Right, so I need to have everyone's attention really quickly, please!" You shouted from your desk, your shiny "Office Manager" placard sitting neatly next to your desk. "I know everyone is having a lot of fun with the baking contest, but we have to make sure that all snacks are kept in the break room, please and thank you. We're getting some ants spotted around the office, which basically means they've already moved in, and unless they know how to work in accounting, I don't think we wanna keep them here." Everyone gives a polite laugh, and go back to their work. But they don't know the real reason- There's no cameras in the break room.
Literature
Free Lunch
Mina waddled into the communal kitchen, glancing behind her guiltily as she approached the mini-fridge. She was dressed in a way that was probably pretty smart 40 pounds ago; white business shirt, neat skirt, jacket. Those forty pounds were the killer though. The buttons were straining all down her shirt, and her jacket was threatening to split where her upper arms strained the narrow cut of the shoulders. She bent down to examine the contents of the mini-fridge, and her skirt audibly creaked as the abused fabric almost gave up under the impossible task of containing her bulging rump. She was well over three-hundred pounds, and in that outfit you could just about count every single one. She seemed confused by the contents of the mini-fridge. An... an enormous pie? Thick butter pastry in a huge dish. Beef? Chicken? If she was lucky, it might even be a sweet pie. It was almost a shame it was so large – even she couldn't eat all of this. Perhaps she could sneak half into her bag and
Literature
Checkmate
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Now I have always been told that the secret to chess is to be able to think several moves in advance. This is a skill that I am blessed with on the chess table, but has proved harder to apply into ordinary life. There are just to many possibilities out there to think about, that the brain can't cope, but if you narrow the focus I found that things were still possible.
I lost the first piece in the game in question without realising a game had begun. I was working on a project at the company I worked at with Leanne Howard and Keith Jenkins, when it came out that some of the money assigned for the project had disappeared. I did not re
No clue where this really came from. Sometimes I start writing and it just veers off into weird directions. Oh well! Felt like I ought to post something since it's been so difficult to get anything new down on paper recently.
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Victory for the WG Majicke team! Congratulations. A ravishing tale of desire, lust, pleasure and guilt, all combined! Clap clap clap. Standing ovation... Oh! I wish I have a clon. I'd put him to work in a couple of drawings to illustrate such a majestic piece, right away!