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Chocolate Coins
There once was a village of humble villagers who lived at the bottom of a dark, looming mountain. These people lived happily and joyously, enjoying of the monotonous routine of their daily, regular lifestyle. Spending their days doing chores like: cropping, cooking, chopping, collecting, baking, serving, defending and talking, either simultaneously or one at a time.
The citizens of the village would fool themselves, believing that their village was safe from any sinister attacks, or attacks in general for that matter. Everyone trusted each other (liking one another was whole other ordeal all together), no one locked their doors or shut their
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Pig Of A Pig
Date Written: 03/14/2009
Aniq turned slowly at the sound of the needy, narcissistic gurgle that sounded from behind him.
"Dear oh dear Mister Patel, seems like once again you're in violation of the parking system. Tut tut I might say."
His eyes widened to accommodate his addresser. What had once been a smart, neatly pressed, well fitted mid blue shirt now bore a visually cacophonous assortment of grease stains, sauce marks, mucky hand prints and a disturbing assortment of luridly coloured prints, possibly attesting to a worrying dependence on convenience stores more chemically constructed snack treats. The buttons down the front were
Literature
Let Them Eat Cake
"Madame Binoitte, please calm yourself!"
The fiery woman would not be calmed. She waved her arms, gashed her teeth and shouted her challenge to the very heavens themselves.
"Calm down?! Shan't! Won't! It's an outrage, it's the ninth time this year! Short of eating all my gold, I don't know what else I can do to keep it safe!"
Someone at the back of the room cleared their throat, and as one the town meeting turned.
Not at the back of the room. They politely cleared their throat again, but outside.
"oh for god's sake!" Madame Binoitte yelled, storming to the doors of the hall and flinging them wide, "it there's one thing we don't need more
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All across the country, greedy young ladies can't get enough of that delicious new snack food -- Gopher Cakes. Of course, eating too much can have real consequences for the waistline... and eating WAY too much can have even worse consequences! Two greedy gluttonous girls, Amy and Brooke, are only the latest victims of the Gopher Cake craze, stuffing their faces with delicious pastry goodness far beyond reason or sanity... But how much can a girl hold before she just goes pop?
This is a wacky fantasy story involving overeating, weight gain, inflation, and popping based both an idea suggested by a friend AND an old PSA commercial that some of you may remember. You can find it on Youtube, I'm sure.
You can read the full story for $5 on Patreon www.patreon.com/mollycoddles or $2.99 on Amazon Kindle www.amazon.com/those-Gopher-Ca…
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I just watched an old VHS tape recorded off TV and saw the Gopher Cakes commercial, then checked on YouTube and saw a comment mentioning that someone had written a story about it, and that's how I found this!
Except I already knew about mcoddles so I have no clue how I didn't find this before 